"They say to themselves: 'Why, I can't get it right in this lifetime, but in the next life it'll be right; in the spiritual afterlife'. Which makes no sense at all, really. It's your choice, of course, if you want to believe all this; but why would you want a spiritual afterlife? Surely you should sort your spirit out now, while you're here.If you are going to have an afterlife, why not just have a physical afterlife? The spirit is what's challenged, the spirit is what suffers all the knocks, the spirit is the thing you have to master. Just come back as a tentacle and a set of lips looking for huge lumps of chocolate to fuck..."